To: submitresume@sanrio%20com
From: ernie@littleyellowdifferent%20com
Subject: Your application posted on craigslist.org

To Whom it May Concern,

My name is Ernie, and I am applying for your position as a Web Site Developer. I feel that by working for your company, I could look at your extended merchandise and find more humorous material for my webpage. I could work on your e-commerce section as well. I personally think there's a great market for Hello Kitty handguns, laptops, tattoos, bass guitars and of course, vibrators.

Also, I'd willingly give up 35% of my salary so I can stare at hot pink all day. That is all.

Sincerely, Ernest S. Hsiung

(Tip from Dave. He has a new domain name, by the way.)