All Hail Min Jung, Queen of the Hot Tub
(Okay, this post is completely exaggerated. It’s funnier that way. The scene: MJ, Bill and Annie’s joint birthday party last Saturday night.)
MJ: Ernie! ERNIE! Come into the bathroom, NOW!
Ernie: Eh, huh? What?
(MJ is sitting in a hot [...]
(The scene: Belinda and I are busy working on BlindDateBlog, set to go online sometime on Sunday. Entertainment Tonight is playing in the background.)
John Tesh Look-a-like: Tomorrow night is the series finale of The Bachelor! 25 single women have been narrowed down over the last six week to two girls, [...]
Me: Can you help me out? The web application gives me this weird XML parser error when I run it locally on my laptop, but it works fine on the network.
Tech Lead #1: Sure. Here, let me try.
(Tech lead spends all day yesterday installing and reinstalling components, looking at debugger programs, [...]
You might know that I work at the second largest office building in the nation, behind the Pentagon. What you might not know is that there is a man-made lake here, with all sorts of ducks and geese. When I first worked here and hung out in that area for my smoking breaks, [...]
“So self,” you ask yourself. “I wonder how Ernie’s weekend went.”
(The scene: Ernie is sitting at his computer and a copy of TurboTax.)
Ernie: Okay… add these W-2 Forms… find a paystub, since I am missing a W-2… don’t forget these 1099’s… crap, my dad sold a bunch of my stock. Ahwell, [...]
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