Oh my god.
So, remember how I auditioned to be on The Weakest Link a year ago? And then again six months later? Well, I’m picking up my friend David up from the train station when I get a call on my cellphone…
(Ernie hangs up the cellphone. He looks like he’s just seen [...]
So, my friends and I have just finished watching American Idol, where Tamyra was eliminated tonight. And all I have to say is:
AMERICA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ON EARTH IS NIKKI STILL ON THE SHOW!? KEITHERS, STOP VOTING FOR NIKKI 55 TIMES!! AAAAAAAAHH!!!
*buries his face in his pillow, [...]
Sometimes, I’m not the happy-go-lucky person you think I am.
Sometimes, I get flashbacks. Does anyone else ever get this? Like, I’ll be doing something mundane — driving to work, smoking a cigarette on the patio, watching commercials on TV — and then my mind will start wandering and twisting and turning. And [...]
Paris: Holy crap, check out the news. Santana Row is on fire. Eight alarms.
Santana Row was the major shopping and residential complex that has been under construction for a couple of years while I was living in San Jose. It was scheduled to open next month. The best way to [...]
I think I speak for Asian-Americans everywhere when I say this: HOLY FUCKING CRAP, THEY FINALLY PUT AN ASIAN PERSON ON SURVIVOR! For a minute, I figured that Survivor contestants represented a cross-section of the United States, and we simply didn’t exist. Some thoughts:
She has no chance of winning. [...]
Remember when I called Britney’s Dance Beat the gayest video game ever?
Well, it still is. But running a close second is Squaresoft and Disney’s upcoming video game, Kingdom Hearts. For you non-gamers out there, Squaresoft produced the Final Fantasy Series, home of your typical RPG video game with heroes, dragons, wizards [...]
Go Ank, with the worldly hypothetical questions:
Question: If Spiderman and Batman were lovers, who would be the “quarterback” and who would be the “receiver”?
Answer: Batman would be the quarterback. Spiderman would be the receiver.
It’s true, you know. Now, how about this: Who would be the bottom: Aquaman or Batman? (Let’s assume, [...]
The scene: Me and my friend Randy, walking to a bar in the Castro earlier tonight.
Randy: Check him out.
(We walk by a guy, mid-thirties, bulging muscles, shaved head. He’s wearing a ringer shirt that says “SIGMA OMICRON PI, FALL RUSH 1998″ that hugs his giant biceps, camoflage pants, and smoking [...]
Jen (AKA “the close friend from college,” AKA “the roommate’s girlfriend”) just got back from Thailand an hour ago.
Ernie: Jen! How was your trip to Thailand?
Jen: Remember our plan to go on a diet before my trip? We’re gonna do it. We need to go on a diet.
Ernie: Uh-oh. [...]
How did I miss this? Two years ago, the Harlem Globetrotters made Pope John Paul II an honorary member.
�With all the troubles that we see around the world, it gets more and more challenging to communicate with young people today,� said [Mannie] Jackson, [owner of the Globetrotters]. �Through efforts like today with the Pope, [...]
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