little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

What you call a dictator, I call a Halloween costume

In case anyone was curious as to who I was for Halloween: thanks to my flatmate Laurie, I was North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Sometimes, being a chubby Asian man growing out his hair has its privileges.
Maybe next year I’ll go as Frank Chu.

This is how I now spend Friday nights

Tomorrow, as part of a double date, I am going to see High School Musical: On Ice.

I’m mostly (okay, completely) going for for the company of my friends than anything else, but let’s go over that previous sentence again: I am going to see High School Musical. On motherfucking ice. Seriously, how [...]

Haircutting

For the first eighteen years of my life, I had a salad-bowl haircut. Worried about kids teasing me at school, I would explain this to my father. His response: to take portions of my bangs and cut them an inch or two higher so that my head would look like a fucked [...]