It was decided today that while out for ice cream with Jen, Paris, Laurie and Belinda, that there are questions that seem absolutely outrageous and inappropriate, but if you’re with a group of people, there is at least one of the people in the group who has sat down and has thoroughly thought out a detailed answer behind it.

The first question is “if you were stranded on a deserted island, which one of your friends would you eat first?” According to Jen, it would be “Sean*, because he would have the perfect combination of protein and fat that it would be marbled, like fatty tuna sushi.”

The other is, of course, “how would you prepare for the oncoming zombie apocalypse?” (And if you must know: steal some no-refrigeration needed Nutrisystem dinners, destroy the wooden back patio stairway with a rusty axe, spend an extended period of time with my neighbor Laurie eating emergency rations and discussing who we could invite over for company [and as an emergency, as an option to eat later. See previous question.])

* Name changed because “Sean” is on Facebook and probably wouldn’t appreciate finding out via his activity feed that we would eat him.