A completely fictional phone conversation with my mother…
…after the events of today. (Mandarin, like always, is in italics.)
(The cellphone rings.)
Ernie: Hello?
Ernie’s Mom: SEE!? I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE STICKED TO THE BUTTERFLIES!(Cut to Mom high-fiving Steve Ballmer, turning to the camera and both giving the thumbs-up sign. Cue laugh track, fade to black.)
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