little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

Posted
12 December 2006 @ 10pm

Tagged
gay

akeelah and the butt

So, I have this friend; we’ll call him B, for now. He wears designer jeans and works at the front-desk of a gay gym, yet somehow we get along swimmingly.

B: (on the phone with me) So I’m hanging out at [my ex-boyfriends house] and…
Ernie: Wait, what? You’re talking to your ex again?
B: And [my current boyfriend] was tripping out! All crying and shit. “Wah wah, why are you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend again?” I mean, just because I don’t answer your phone calls because I’m at my ex’s house, having a teary eyed moment watching Akeelah and the Bee does NOT mean I’m fucking him in the butt.
E:
B: What?
E: I don’t know where to start with the wrongness of the previous sentence. For starters, that’s the gayest thing I ever heard.
B: You know what? You should blog it, then.
E: You know what? I will.

So, I have. (Update: Thanks to Huntington for the even better blog title.)


10 Comments

Posted by
Alison
13 December 2006 @ 1am

Fuckin’ awesome! And I’m first. For once. YAAAAY!!


Posted by
Jeffrey
13 December 2006 @ 7am

Cool, somebody really did see that movie. Perhaps you can post a summary for those of us too tired of the ads in Starbucks to want to really see the movie itself!


Posted by
Steven
13 December 2006 @ 2pm

Grrr… I thought that people who mention that something is blog-worthy never get blogged! I’m offended!


Posted by
Huntington
13 December 2006 @ 3pm

You should’ve entitled this entry “Akeelah and the Butt.”


Posted by
cyn
14 December 2006 @ 9am

haha!!


Posted by
Yen
14 December 2006 @ 11am

Great post! :) Always a pleasure to drop in. Love the design, too.


Posted by
Harpo
14 December 2006 @ 3pm

don’t you mean akeelah IN the Butt?


Posted by
kc!
14 December 2006 @ 3pm

“Tags: gay”


Posted by
:: jozjozjoz ::
17 December 2006 @ 11pm

Heh.


Posted by
Melanie
18 December 2006 @ 9pm

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard too, and I live in VANCOUVER!!
PS I love you littleyellowdifferent, blog on.


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