Topics:
TOC
- Conclusions and Concessions
- disquiet
- questions we secretly know
- The Yay Area
- Hey, Ev
- The Joy Luck Club
- The magazines I read (Hint: It’s not Playgirl [anymore])
- Stressito, sometimes you are my only friend
- the man in this photo would not be proud of me
- And a Merry Hoffmas to You, Too
- Milestones (but only in binary)
- Grand Theft Auto 4, in a nutshell
- BoA and the search for the elusive asian popstar
- Dear Internets: It’s Not You, It’s Me
- This is the only anecdote I have about a recent vacation to Barbados
- An Open Letter to Amy Winehouse
- The Nice People of Davenport
- xxxSEXYMOMMY83xxx, the representative from Ohio, will now have the floor
- “Now, I want you to look like you’re on a deserted island”
- Dear Google Maps: Your public transportation options mock me
- Leaving Yahoo! (Again.)
- Going Unwired: Week #1
- Time Suckage
- Infographics + Pop Songs = Awesomeness
- Aaah, the corporate gay e-mail list
- Hello Kitty gets an MMORPG
- Rainbow Nation and Gay Asian Male Stereotypes
- Proof
- Where Anil extols the virtues of Snoop-Dogg’s new video
- Playlist: BPR’s Shuffled
- A completely fictional phone conversation with my mother…
- The BravoNation Book
- Change it to the Butterflies
- BravoNation
- Marker spooge
- The Gay Bloggies, part 2
- Che’nelle (and other urban artists)
- What you call a dictator, I call a Halloween costume
- This is how I now spend Friday nights
- Haircutting
- On Holiday
- Stigma
- YAY A CRYSTALINE STORK WHA?!
- 1549
- Not Quite the Mission Hipster
- 7 years, 1,400 posts, 1 exasperated blogger
- Pack Day
- LMN
- Moving to San Francisco
- Returning to Yahoo!
- gay bomb
- The National Spelling Bee
- Hypocrisy through Motiviational Posters
- Mister Wong, the Offensive Social Bookmarking Portal
- synchronized swimming
- No, seriously, gayest vacation ever.
- The Gayest Vacation Ever
- Crocodile: 1, Taiwanese Vet: 0
- Two Things I’ve Learned From Eating Alone in Vancouver
- links for 2007-03-29
- Because you haven’t heard my high pitched squeal enough
- Heroin-In-A-Tube
- SXSW Story 2: Ernie’s Got a Gun
- SXSW Story 1: Min Jung gets pwn3d
- links for 2007-03-05
- omgworkcamlol
- links for 2007-02-27
- Post-Mortem
- links for 2007-02-14
- links for 2007-02-13
- links for 2007-02-08
- Running With The Bears
- links for 2007-02-07
- links for 2007-02-05
- Why yes, this IS a perfect time to stop smoking
- Introducing: 8 Asians
- iBlogPost
- links for 2007-01-26
- links for 2007-01-25
- Live-blogging Amy Grant’s “Say You’ll Be Mine”
- links for 2007-01-23
- links for 2007-01-18
- Someone at CBS is jumping on the Web 2.0 bandwagon
- Introducing Rouxbe… now with embarassing alcohol story
- links for 2007-01-13
- links for 2007-01-11
- Leaving Yahoo!
- links for 2007-01-10
- links for 2007-01-09
- Why the Fremont, CA Sweet Tomatoes has so many Asian People
- links for 2007-01-05
- The Ghettos of Vancouver
- word association
- Five things you didn’t know about me
- links for 2006-12-21
- Playlist: Computers Can’t Be Wrong (Christmas 2006)
- akeelah and the butt
- best t-shirt ever
- links for 2006-12-09
- links for 2006-12-06
- an open letter to the city of fremont, ca
- links for 2006-12-02
- links for 2006-11-29
- my guilty pleasure
- the invisible man
- live blogging the all-christmas radio station
- where to go?
- life progress: over >30% complete
- An open letter to someone here at work who used the bathroom too loud
- oh, how i wish i stumbled on this ten years ago
- Playlist: Jen’s 30th birthday
- the number next to zero
- the gay bloggies
- Observations on being back in my place in Fremont, after having my father live here for three months
- mothers, hide your gay children’s cabbage patch dolls
- 40 before 30
- i welcome our video overlords
- the sf experience
- how to make chinese soup
- at least it has no preservatives
- second verse, same as the first
- kelly clarkson
- in reno
- conversations at this years gay pride parade
- succulent in its poultricide
- holy crap, i’m in a book
- y! gay
- i don’t even know what a state controller is
- bullet points
- the only asian insurance guy in tennessee (hiatus)
- why sesame street will never do a joint episode with the L word
- the cruise
- the ungayest gay whose ever gayed
- christmas 2005 (part 2)
- everything and nothing, 3
- christmas 2005 (part 1)
- things i’m indebted to watch because i’m gay: logo
- spew
- nothing and everything again
- nothing and everything
- the past four months in two sentences
- margaret cho and i
- things people do for free t-shirts
- mom + technology = wackiness
- mental note: this is what happens when you sing at a flipino wedding
- martha, she who eats the souls of children
- i will watch the gay pillow fights no more
- two weeks in a nutshell
- oh, canada
- i declare… my geekery
- auto-pilot
- hello darkness, my old friend
- Yahoo! 360 blog this bookmarklet
- my sister’s manifesto
- things i would blog about on my trip to india, but was too embarassing so i ended up not blogging about it, but am writing down anyway as a note that it actually happened
- 1,000 pages of anything
- this is the sappy five year post
- and ironically, it’s an afterthought
- written to a friend on instant messenger who was away from keyboard
- bangalore: t plus two days
- bangalore: t minus 3 days?
- dance dance humiliation
- here’s what i think of your musical batons
- support the the deaf circuit queen association of northern california
- i am the gayest geek geekiest gay ever
- this, the monster i have created
- the eagle as landed, i repeat, the eagle has landed
- this is not a blog post about decentralized social networks
- the assassins get outed
- yachtsmen
- how to decentralizawha? huh?
- the great chinese-american yahoo avatar-off
- Things I have been coerced into watching or buying, solely because I am Asian-American, Part 2
- home sweet home… STARRING ASHANTI
- BlogAid – cheesy name, good cause
- coding / codeine
- random things that don’t deserve a blog title
- how a simple lazyweb query turned into a rambling dialogue in only 2 short hours
- gay world, yours for only $29.95
- what happens when you work successive 10-14 hour work days in close quarters for an extended period of time
- mrs. beyonce robinson
- mortal kombat, gayness and a creepy amish guy
- AWOL, part 2
- AWOL
- the beauty queen
- dear san jose, i’m sorry you had to watch me sing and dance
- my ideal, completely appropriate, totally polically-correct asian pacific american toychest for the asian pacific american
- the vma’s AKA the other blind black guy
- half-bitten cookie = 15 minutes of fame
- BE A CONTESTANT IN ERNIE’S AS YET UNTITLED, BUT OBVIOUSLY BASED ON THE APPRENTICE WEBGAME!
- because you asked how my vegas trip was. no, not really
- on vacation
- my civic duty, part 1
- why i hate my name. again.
- goats.yahoo.com
- i want my [UNICODE] TV 2
- vent, part 2
- i want my [UNICODE]TV
- Yahoo! Calendar, the serious post
- the songs that make me want to kill myself
- G4TechTV r00lz!~
- just another day at the Y!
- 28 days
- american idol
- your crime solving tax dollars at work
- more thoughts about being a homeowner
- blogger, picasa and a lot of rounded corners
- happy housewarming, ernie
- get your missle souvenirs here
- Bug #139008: Peasant shirt doesn’t go with capri pants
- things to write about, when i am all settled in my new place and i actually have DSL at home
- burton
- why i don’t go on online chat anymore
- dinner with “the enemy,” notice use of air quotes
- ernie sells his soul, part 3: if my soul is being sold, it might as well look fabulous
- ernie sells his soul, part 2: the realtor
- the post where ernie sells his soul
- “ünbøring,” or “how i managed to offend swedes and conservatives in one post”
- knife fight
- this isn’t pork
- the interview
- blaming the box
- labor brings prosperity
- seventeen
- who is this ernie guy and why doesn’t he post anymore
- christmas in a nutshell dumpling wrapper
- little drummer boy
- christian sensibilities.
- airbags. deployed.
- “bad iconography” or “gloryholes for everyone!”
- heavy flow day
- the seagull story
- yahoo photos
- things that never happen in the 1000100-acre woods
- world record holder of the 1,773 person dodge: me
- stealing the thunder
- things i have learned about myself, now that i turn 27 in 3 days
- battle of the asian chick news reporters
- things i have learned about attending a ghetto-fabulous urban, gay, over-18 halloween party
- halloween
- the reason why i downloaded iTunes…
- css (and sunflowers and a drag queen or two)
- asses, assess, same difference
- the 10-sided die of “i don’t think so”: part 3
- things that scared me as a child
- best party idea ever
- what’s pissing me off about you
- yahoo observation #3
- an open letter to sean “p. diddy” combs
- yahoo observation #2
- don’t you hate it when bloggers write stupid “sorry i’m not writing” posts?
- doughnut run: part 2
- the return of ernie’s mom
- yahoo! observation #1
- battle of the dead johns
- vh1’s awesomely bad dictators
- junior senior
- the DHTML application that cured cancer
- the old house in el cerrito
- land of camo capri pants
- this is why i never post about the browser wars
- gay gay gay
- vegetable, love, same difference
- singing dancing alien sharks
- terminator for governor
- the pigeon and lobster puppet show
- i wasn’t very popular in the 7th grade
- apathy, unemployment and the voices in my sisters head
- mini-blog stuff
- the san jose metropolitan bay area
- ernie’s guide to the crazy people on my street
- oprah and the bizarre potpourri cult
- Ernie’s God-Awful, Low-Quality Asian Film Festival
- being laid-off: day 1
- ernie finally writes a post about musicals
- heat make ernie crazy
- vent
- the day the ghetto-fabs took over friendster
- my resume and portfolio
- your hiphop-fu is weak, young grasshoppa
- god is love, beeyotch: part 2
- the forever flashlight
- the florida epilogue
- the weather in orlando
- gay days (and how!)
- newly digital
- the only asians in kenya
- dance dance richter-scale
- the post where ernie almost dies
- the long and the short of this
- the go game
- the common-man’s guide to The Matrix: Reloaded
- games i saw at the best buy but will probably never buy: part 1
- CYBERWAR!!!
- evite, web services, crystal meth and the lazyweb
- the 10-sided die of “i don’t think so”: part 2
- the 10-sided die of “i don’t think so”
- god is love, beeyotch!
- the two types of web developers
- jumping on the big fat nerd wagon
- PuppetMaster 2
- It’s Fun To Be Sick!
- We interrupt this vacation…
- Attack of the Actor/Models! (I’m running out of ideas for titles.)
- More Hot Than Not (In a Bad Way)
- For the Love of God, Make Ernie Stop Talking About That God-Damned Game Show He Was On
- big ups to the bunnies
- “How I Met My Man” or “Why 1989 Sucks”
- Joe Millionaire
- Pouring Myself A Tall, Cool Glass of Hateraide
- Obvious Songs to Play At Gay Hip-Hop Joints
- Black Friday No More
- 4.5 Minutes of My Morning
- Webgame Casting: Let’s Reduce Ourselves to Slanderous Labels!
- Small Woodland Creatures Strictly Prohibited
- The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
- Oakland: We Eat Rioters For Breakfast
- Send a Kid to Camp
- My Name is Ernie and I’m a Gluttonous Bastard
- About Asian Fraternities
- PuppetMaster 2
- No GLBT for LYD in 2003!
- SURVIVORblog 183: Beating a Dead Horse! (kidding.)
- You Know You’ve Been Invited to a Gay Superbowl Party When…
- Political Posts + A Japanese Translation Webpage = More Hilarity
- Disco Will Never Die! (snicker)
- Co-workers + Giant SUVs = Hilarity
- RSS Feeds
- Who Needs Blog Fodder When I Can Just Visit My Family (Part 1)
- Office Space
- California and a Shiny New Quarter
- Yet Another Shameless J-Pop MP3 Download
- “W3C’s Redesign,” or “John 3:16 (Thunderpuss Remix)”
- Attack of the Giant Bobblehead Policewoman
- Christmas w/ the Guy I’m Dating
- Christmas w/ Mom, Part 2
- Christmas w/ Mom, Part 1
- Colonization. And Pudding!
- 12/25/1999
- I Am A Demographic, Part 2
- “Hi Alice,” or “Give Me Back My Damn Money”
- The Thing About Dating, Part 2
- The Thing About Dating, Part 1
- Why I Don’t Wannabe the Baby’s Mama of That Guy Who Made The Sims(tm)
- The final post regarding The Weakest Link, EVER
- How to React In an Earthquake in California’s Largest Commercial Office Building
- Ernie’s God-Awful, Low-Quality Gay Film Festival
- Asian People Love Us, Too!
- LYD’s Last Attempt At Potty Humor
- hello kitty piggybank
- Like Sex in the City, Only Gayer. Like That’s Saying Much.
- ernie has yet another pre-freakout birthday moment
- I am a gamer, and thus, a demographic
- cookie monster for governor
- How to Dress Up For Halloween in 7 Minutes
- the maze of maize
- Exhale this!
- so ernie, how was your morning?
- On Crisis and Cancer Sticks
- Who Let John Mayer Out? Woof, Woof Woof.
- Ring, Ring.
- Proof that the dot-com era is over. No, seriously.
- READ MORE BOOK!
- the kids in kojima
- “Posting 100 Things About Yourself”
- leather slings and guacamole
- unclean
- Everybody Finds Raymond Mediocre
- 9/12
- california extreme
- XIANG
- post-twl: part 1
- twl: the post-taping
- twl comments, part 3
- twl comments, part 2
- twl comments, part 1
- TWL: the call
- Tamyra losing on Idol
- sometimes i get flashbacks
- Santana Row
- That Asian Chick on Survivor
- kingdom hearts
- Who would bottom?
- the muscle queen is a sorority girl
- Jen is not Rosie O’Donnell
- Pope John and the Globetrotters
- Ernie’s Basic Cooking Tips So Your Night Won’t Suck Like Mine Did
- indian food + coding = hilarity
- little yellow trademarked
- Iraqi
- own worst enemy
- the adventures of mom and the mushroom of death
- the church friends
- New York, the post-mortem
- Last Friday: Somewhere in Manhattan
- Day 2: West Village
- The Obligatory “I’m Posting From New York” Weblog Post
- murphys law and porn
- Don’tMolestMySon.com
- operations, version, fault states
- tears of a clown
- britneys dance beat
- cameltoe!
- R. Kelly gets arrested for…
- So tonight is Gay Day
- shoulder tapping
- who wants to execute a millionaire… only on FOX
- A Phone Conversation at Work
- While looking at a newsgroup
- All Hail Min Jung, Queen
- BlindDateBlog
- My Morning, and Bay Area Tech Life, In A Nutshell
- horny geese of death
- uncle sam is a catty bitch
- the graduation song
- like boys and girls
- SXSW and fisting
- ernie’s weekend (part 3 of 3)
- ernie’s weekend (part 2 of 3)
- ernie’s weekend (part 1 of 3)
- Chinese New Year
- Figures Skating
- Welcome to the mountains
- The Only Major Non-work Gripe I Have About Work
- the time ernie was in a college reader
- A Great Idea
- the bloggies
- new years eve, 2001
- dinner with lil
- Let’s try that again
- perfect at 25
- The Adventures of Ernie in Urban Areas
- the weblog of ernie’s mom
- The High School Graduation Story
- play “who let the dogs out”
- 7 strangers living in cleveland
- mailto: hellokitty@sanrio.com
- Growing up
- Ernie-Aid
- asian filter
- 7-7
- chicken salad lady, part 2: the sausage girls
- laid-off, part II
- the chicken salad lady
- the steamworks bet
- doughnut run: part 1
- The Weakest Link: The Tryouts
- Obligatory Gay Pride Post
- Steve Jobs
- java: isn’t it ironic?
- cruising for guys… only at frys
- The Milk Story
- voted off the island
- So, I got that tattoo.
- new years eve, 2000
- no christmas
- Ernie’s Guide to Chinese Restaurant Prosperity
- oh, r. kelly.
- Ernie interviews Curtis from Big Brother
- all kinds of nipples
- first black to ever arrive in taiwan!
- benevolent care
- mack of the year
- bu xie
- the original “ernie’s mom” post
- first post… ever