little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

asses, assess, same difference

I just got an e-mail attachment from a manager. The file name was co-workers-asses.doc.

“Well, that’s pretty inappropriate,” I thought to myself. “I barely know the guy, and that just screams sexual harrasment, if the person wasn’t careful.”

Then I took a second look at the filename. co-workers-assess.doc. Assess, as in, to evaluate. I knew that. Really. (Good thing I figured out the file name before I filled out the document, instead of after.)

That is all.

I can’t wait to see your post about you co-workers comments after they read this one.

I read it like the way you did, too! PWAHAHAHA.

So when can start working for you Mr. DUMBASS!

The name, is dumass(du-maas)

Oh!

Feeling a little thickheaded?
I love that commercial. Reminded me of that.

They also pulled that “du-mass” thing in Shawshank Redemption. Figures that Ern would misread something like that. I, however, would have pointed out the error in a mass mail, not realizing that I was in fact incorrect.

You’re really reaching here.

Write more posts about badgers.

Does that mean you’re checking out my ass now?

Oh, shit! Then I filled out the document wrong.

Dure, you were soo wishful-thinking!
Did you expected the doc to have pictures and all? I would!

Dure, you were soo wishful-thinking!
Did you expected the doc to have pictures and all? I would!

This is so not the first time you did that. When you were in LA and saw the sign for Fruitasis (as in a word combination of fruit and oasis, it’s a smoothie place) the first thing you said was “there is a place called fruit-asses??!”. Talk about wishful thinking Ernie.

All visual designers must perish from the persistent accusations posted toward our fellow webDev#22. We stand in solidarity (till he backstabs us) and believe our Ernie, is the light of enduring truth in a time of webdev darkness. So co-workers-asses.doc or not, we got his back!

Just had to give a guy at work a list of stats I did and it just so happened there were … 69 resulting values. Great. That was fun to say over and over again.

Feel your pain.

Do your co-workers have nice asses? That’s what I want to know!

should have had fun with the reply.

“had to bend over backwards to turn that around. butt didn’t want to get the booty, so i got this baby back to you as quick as i could.”

best i can do right now.

That’s pretty good.

You could always assess your coworkers’ asses.

You put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble

so in oregon there is some gunman who decided it would be fun to shoot people on a tricycle….http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/10/23/offbeat.car.hijack.ap/index.html
read the story for yourself, its hard to believe but i think cnn is a credible source, u can put it on your mini blog section

that gun totin’ tricycle rider is a numb nuts. what a maroon!

And yet another case of reading something the way you want it to be, rather than the way it actually is.

lol.

Allright, Ernie… It’s been 6 days now. No posts!?!

I remember on our network looking over photo’s of buildings. I came into a project that was a library in the town of Sisters. There were two photos: one interior and one exterior. The first was named ’sistersin.jpg’ and the other was ’sistersex.jpg’.

good all

This ia good page.

Yes, this is good page.