Mike: In the “I’m so ashamed of my home country” department, or in the “HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK” category: http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
Ernie: I read. trust, i read
Ernie: that is SO a gay porn movie plot written all over it, you don’t understand.
Ernie: they’re filming that shit RIGHT NOW.
Mike: Life in the Iraqi desert was hard for SSgt Jack Throbmore, but it was only going to get … worse. When the chemical bombs hit, Jack was unable to get into his protective rubber suit in time, exposing him and many in his unit to the full effect of the pink gas. The crush of humanity in the barracks became too much to bear. Thus begins story of the 4069th MASH.
Mike: (Yes! Alan Alda and gay porn in the same thought!)
Ernie: [slow clap]
Mike: Although instead of following Hawkeye, the movie should follow BJ Honeycut.
Mike: Right. Back to powerpoint.

Ernie: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070412/ids_photos_wl/r795903880.jpg [warning: GRAPHIC PHOTO]
Ernie: HAPPY THURSDAY!
Leslie: OMG.
Ernie: there was a bloodier version that i couldn’t send you. i didn’t have the heart.
Leslie: ick
Leslie: who ever heard of a one-armed vet? poor guy. i wonder if they could get it back
Leslie: and why the hell wasn’t the beast sedated? do they not believe in sedating alligators in taiwan?
Ernie: ha ha ha… SEDATING ALLIGATOR SO UNLUCKY!