My posts on 8AsiansCameron has tagged me for the “five things you don’t know about me” meme. Who am I to say no?
Writing this list was surprisingly difficult - there’s been a lot of trivial stuff about my life I’ve already blogged about over the past five years but have since gone off-line. And while 90% […]
I know this seems a little shameless and camgirl-like, but a special thank you for everyone who was nice enough to buy something off my Amazon Wishlist: Joz, Drew, Jess & Marc, and Patrick.
It should also be mentioned that Jason gave me this AWESOME shirt, which says “Chinese is not my mother tongue.” […]
Dear Fremont, CA:
Though a series of circumstances, most of them directly out of my control, I have been living in your fair city, on and off, for the past two or three years or so. Therefore, I think I have a right to make any judgments and opinions about you. And that assessment […]
I mentioned previously that growing up in lieu of any video games I would write computer programs in BASIC. Any memory I tried to repress has suddenly been brought back to the surface when my mom dropped off a book for me when she was going through some boxes with some of my childhood […]
(The scene: Chaat Cafe, last night. I’m at the counter with my boyfriend, ordering dinner. This time, instead of italics being in Chinese like in previous posts, italics signify a heavy, heavy Indian accent.)
Ernie: Hi, one chicken pesto stuffed naan and a chicken tikka dinner please, to go.
Woman at the counter: […]
A couple of weeks ago, I was having a dinner with some co-workers and I made a reference to the place I grew up: El Cerrito, California.
Co-worker: El Cerrito? As in, El Cerrito High?
Ernie: Yeah. Class of 1994.
Co-worker: Whoa! Class of 1996! I don’t think we knew […]
Portola Junior High School, 1989.
TO ERNIE
A VERY NERDY BOY. STAY SWEEIT
— LASHANDA PRINCE
ERNIE: ITS BEEN NICE BEING WITH YOU THIS YEAR I’VE COPIED FROM YOU IN ALLMOST ALL CLASSES AND I OWE MY GRADES TO YOU I HATE YOU YOUR STUPID AND IF YOUR DAD IS REARING THIS OR YOUR MOM ERNIE SAYS HE HAS […]
So yeah, this will be my first Valentines day not being single. Ever.
As someone who had previously been single for seven years until a couple of months ago, I had adopted a strict Anti-Valentines Day philosphy. Two years ago, Min Jung and I declared it Black Wednesday and we walked around porno shops […]
(Hmmm. Let’s see how much I can write about him without actually writing about him.)
He’s been insisting on paying for every single dinner we’ve gone out for. All of them. Even when I insist on paying for it, he talks the waitress into giving back my credit card and replacing it with […]
So, I’ve been dating someone for maybe a month or two by now. It’s weird.
It’s weird, because the last guy I had anything close to a romantic relationship with was when I was nineteen, and I’m currently 26. For all purposes, he was my boyfriend, and that was that, and we were automatically […]
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