little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

xxxSEXYMOMMY83xxx, the representative from Ohio, will now have the floor

From my Inbox: LiveJournal Advisory Board Nominations Begin.

This morning we are opening the nomination process for the user-representative positions on the LiveJournal Advisory Board … Everyone here at LiveJournal is looking forward to this first-ever User-Representative election!

A motherfucking LiveJournal election. Sure, it’s for an Advisory position but for all you know, people are […]

“Now, I want you to look like you’re on a deserted island”

Having learned my lessons, I’m not going to blog much about my job but I will say this — the CEO of the company I work for was featured on the cover of Fast Company this morning. This photo looks a little bit like an ad promo for an ABC drama series, I’m just […]

Haircutting

For the first eighteen years of my life, I had a salad-bowl haircut. Worried about kids teasing me at school, I would explain this to my father. His response: to take portions of my bangs and cut them an inch or two higher so that my head would look like a fucked […]

my guilty pleasure

Rachael Ray.
It’s okay, laugh all you want - while it’s easy to make fun of everything about her, from her laugh to the way she says “YUMM-MO” to the way she rolls her eyes back in culinary ecstasy as she eats a Denver Omelet at some diner in Cleveland, she makes a decent […]

live blogging the all-christmas radio station

I am currently working from a coffee shop in Fremont - one of the few with free wi-fi that doesn’t have a menu in Chinese or sells pearl milk tea. The coffee shop is playing the light-rock-less-talk station which, to my horror, is now all-Christmas music, 24 hours a day. This is either […]

where to go?

Does anyone recommend any decent places to go for a vacation? I discovered I have the maximum amount of company vacation days possible and they won’t roll over next year. Going on a trip by myself has crossed my mind, but I haven’t done it before and it feels a little intimidating. […]

life progress: over >30% complete

I turn 30 years old today. Here is my Amazon wishlist, because lately I’ve been on this “I gotta get mine” kick. If other gay bloggers can have ads of botox and nude gay resorts or the Wonderjock (don’t ask), the least I can do is passive-aggressively ask people I barely know on […]

the sf experience

At the beginning of this summer, to get out of the mental and emotional rut I was in, I sold what little Yahoo! stock I had, had my father move into my condo and took over a friends lease in San Francisco.
But all things come to an end, and I have to move back […]

second verse, same as the first

For the past three or four months, I kinda walked away from this blog. There was a lot of pressure - mostly on my own accord - to try to be a comedian on this website, and a ton of valid reasons why I shouldn’t post here at all: family, my job working […]

kelly clarkson

I just came back from the Kelly Clarkson concert with TJ.  Here are some notes.

There are certain types of people that go to Kelly Clarkson show in the Bay Area:  Really, REALLY gay men, eleven year old girls wearing t-shirts with adorable iron-on photos of Kelly, with words like “KELLY ROCKS” drawn in puffy paint, […]