little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

Crocodile: 1, Taiwanese Vet: 0

Ernie: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070412/ids_photos_wl/r795903880.jpg [warning: GRAPHIC PHOTO]
Ernie: HAPPY THURSDAY!
Leslie: OMG.
Ernie: there was a bloodier version that i couldn’t send you. i didn’t have the heart.
Leslie: ick
Leslie: who ever heard of a one-armed vet? poor guy. i wonder if they could get it back
Leslie: and why the hell wasn’t the beast sedated? do they not believe in sedating alligators in taiwan?
Ernie: ha ha ha… SEDATING ALLIGATOR SO UNLUCKY!

It’s a crococile, NOT AN ALLIGATOR!!!! Why oh why do people always DO that?!

Oh. Not the point, here?

So surreal of a photo, almost like it was staged for a photo-shoot. Eerie.

No fair. You get to mock two minority groups (Asian/gay) where I only get to mock one.

Phooey.

Oh, eww. Cool but eww.

National Geographic has a closer shot.
http://tinyurl.com/yrn2jc

All I have to say is WOW!

I had to read this post again. That last line is still funny.

The crocodile looks very self-satisfied. “Hah! That’ll teach’em to forget I’m a crocodile!”

Holy sh*t!

I apologize for sending that to you in the first place.

I read that surgeons successfully reattached the vet’s hand.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you…

SEDATING ALLIGATOR SO UNLUCKY!

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that. My computer would have gotten drenched!

sheesh. it’s “sedating arrigator so unrucky!”

i know. just try to pronounce my name.

“arrie?”

crocodire would be fine, too.

and did i mention that picture is GRO-OSS?!?!!?

EWW!!

Ernie, that was wrong! And better update more often or I will start posting nasty stuff about you on my site till you do! I’m serious.

(Yes! Yes, you better hide in your room at the Web 2.0 conference, because I’ll be out there, waiting to impale you with my steely gaze.)

He should take the detached arm to a palm reader.

“Let me have your hand.”

“Ok.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

“Well, that can’t be lucky.”