dinner with lil
Ernie: So how was your day at work?
Lil: Eh, pretty boring. Well… kind of. I was training this guy at the genetics lab and we were in the room with the giant robot when we started notice the floor flooded with plasma. You know, that light colored blood waste? So we’re cleaning it up, and I feel really bad because I accidentally spill some on my co-workers face. I feel bad because she had spilled something on herself months ago that was corrosive.
Ernie: … Did the robot short-circuit and scream “Danger, Will Robinson, Danger?”
Lil: No.
Ernie: You’re right, that was a boring day.
Lil: Okay then, what did you do?
Ernie: I watched a very special edition of Oprah.
Lil: Mm.
Mental note: find a job. Or at the very least, less Oprah.
