Disco Will Never Die! (snicker)
On the TiVo last night: ABC’s The Disco Ball! Laugh, laugh away to your hearts content. Don’t you feel better now? Good.
(The scene… Paris, Big Mike and I are watching Cheryl Lynn singing “Got To Be Real.”)
Big Mike: You’ve heard my theory about what this song is about, right?
Ernie: Nope.
Big Mike: Okay, so there’s this girl, right? And she’s fucked around with guys a lot. I mean, a lot. So she meets up with this one guy, and his dick is enormous. I mean, huge! And it’s so big, and it just stretches her out so much that she’s singing about how it’s got to be real. I mean, listen to her at the end of the song! She’s totally going off! Am I right, or what?
Ernie & Paris: …
Big Mike: Nevermind.
And then later…
Ernie: Oooh, she isn’t hitting the high notes very well. She’s not even trying.
Big Mike: She’s gotten a lot bigger, too. A lot bigger.
Paris: Which is surprising, because her vocal chords are twice as large now as they were before.
Ernie: Harsh.
Paris: Yeah.
