little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

Posted
12 August 2002 @ 3pm

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Who would bottom?

Go Ank, with the worldly hypothetical questions:

Question: If Spiderman and Batman were lovers, who would be the “quarterback” and who would be the “receiver”?

Answer: Batman would be the quarterback. Spiderman would be the receiver.

It’s true, you know. Now, how about this: Who would be the bottom: Aquaman or Batman? (Let’s assume, for now, that Robin is unavailable beceause he’s tangled in a leather sling.) The “who would bottom” question works on so many different levels, too. Let’s try, shall we?

  1. Chip or Dale?
  2. Goofy or Mickey Mouse?
  3. JC Chavez or Justin Timberlake?
  4. Dunkelman or Seacrest? (The hosts from American Idol. Oh come on, you guys. You were so thinking this one. Feel free to alternate the names of the hosts with RJ Henton and Jim Verraros, respectively.)

Discuss away, my friends. Discuss away.


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