little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

god is love, beeyotch: part 2

This is a follow-up to an earlier post.

So, remember how I did that god-awful rap with my high school friends Isaac and Annie? Well, a week or two ago, I got an e-mail from Isaac, who read the weblog:

…do you realize that WE came up with the idea and that we approached Laurie with it? And that you and I were SENIORS? And that WE WERE ALMOST 18? That’s the saddest part of the story…we should have known better! Why didn’t we know better? Why were we doing the running man? Why did we wear sunglasses? Why did we gangsta stroll into the classroom? Dam.

[Our friends] still have a tape. I needs me a copy….so’s I can show my kids (when I have kids) how cool daddy was.

And in hindsight… he’s right.

Now, anyone who knows me in person knows that I exaggerate ever so slightly in most of my weblog posts. I usually make the situation worse than it really is, for humor’s sake. I am fairly confident that this is the first time I’ve written about something and the situation was more humiliating than I actually wrote it.

God, I feel like that sweater-guy who sang “Like a Virgin” on American Idol 2.

first post!

i wish i was here to try to make you feel better,
and mind you, i’m not here to make you feel worse,
but that is quite ridiculous doing that at that stage in your life.
yipes!

but it’s what makes ernie lyd.

it’s almost worse than when some ‘friends’ plotted against me in ?4th grade (i forget),
and yanked my pants down in front of a girl i liked.
man, i cried like a 4th grade girl.

Third post. Trinity.

I’m the sweater-guy. And I was damn good, thankyouverymuch. Simon doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

So, Ernie, if you get a copy of the tape will we be able to see a sample here on the site?

And someone please explain the fascination with being the first to post in the comments. No, really, please?

Ernie, if you get a copy of that tape, you *must* put it online. It would definitely rival the Star Wars Kid video.

Oh, and misterjustin: The first person to comment gets a free wallaby sent to their home. (What, you guys never got the wallaby? Heh, losers.)

Ernie will NEVER admit to owning a copy of that… I mean, can you imagine the most used comment that would follow such a post? “DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!!!” –By the truckload. Mark my words.

Of course, that just means that we’ll have to bribe those close to Ernie to actually rifle through his stuff and obtain the tape. Any takers? Paris? Mike? I say we start a Paypal slush fund! Heh heh…

you know what, if you ever find the tape, I would love to see it - i haven’t seen it since I was 18. I would only want to see it once though, because I’m sure it would be like “The Ring” and you would die a horrible death with your mouth all wide open and fucked up in seven days.

I just rented The Ring yesterday. Never seen that movie until yesterday, and it sure freaked me out! Must watch it again.

I WILL have that tape.
/crazy stalker

did anyone else notice… “[Our friends] still have a tape.” ? track down Isaac and Annie!

just kiddin’ sorta. hi ernie!

Jesus, Daddy, and The Spook!

Bloggers’ Funniest Home Videos… coming soon!

Hah! Who could forget THAT guy?

If I wasn’t cracking up so hard, I’d say that it was a heartbreaking story.

hey i’d luv to see dat video, i’ve read some of your posts, lol your funni
do yu have msn?

The sweater guy from American Idol 2 was named Keith. Anyone who wants to see that audition can still find it on the http://www.idolonfox.com website. Also, if you have the time, you can try to find the previous season’s worst singer, Derek. He’s on the American Idol’s original site. I think they have a link to it somewhere on the “idolonfox” site.