Comments on: god is love, beeyotch!

By: lori

lori — Wed, 14 May 2003 03:36:54 +0000

my favorite thing in the minister guide:

hoochie mama
n. More than just a hoochie. A hoochie of hoochies. Someone who excels in all the qualities of hoochidom. “Yo . . . you ain’t nothin but a hoochie mama!”

pfft. “The mother of all hoochies! The end all be all of what it means to be a skank-[posterior] hooch!” I love how they can’t say ass.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 11 May 2003 16:50:38 +0000

(Sneaking in to say how adorable the new niece is. She looks like she's belting out a power ballad. Look out, Xtina!)

By: leslie

leslie — Sun, 11 May 2003 06:55:47 +0000

I’m “auditioning” to be a youth pastor in Portland, Oregon… and I pray to God every day that I won’t be that lame or embarrass my youth like that.

By: Glenn Dixon

Glenn Dixon — Fri, 09 May 2003 23:58:01 +0000

I can’t stop laughing. Thank GOD there was no video tape rolling one evening when I threw on a pair of sunglasses and a straw hat and threw down the following:

“I’m grabbin’ this microphone to testify
About what the Lord has done for me
Antes si era ciego
I used to be blind but now I see
And demons flee
Cuando I shout the name of Cristo
Don’t need no gangs, no drugs or a gat
I sure don’t need that pisto
‘Cause Jesus Christ is the only thing
That’s runnin’ through my brain
The devil had me bound
but He broke the chains, now to die is gain
And that’s my story
Givin’ all the praises to the El Shaddai
He saved my soul
So now I’m gonna praise Him until the day I di-zie”

Carman – My Story – from R.I.O.T. (Righteous Invasion of Truth)
http://songbook.manueladam.com/ID/cffe0bad-a38a-4c0e-8b1a-5277b2eefe4a/show.lyrics

By: bertie

bertie — Fri, 09 May 2003 19:45:01 +0000

the beastie boys had a song on paul’s boutique about shadrach, mesach, abednego – or perhaps, in my haste white reading this post, you might have mentioned it – i read the words “hip hop” somewhere

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 09 May 2003 15:24:37 +0000

Hey, Evil. Post the link when you find it. =)

By: s00ka

s00ka — Fri, 09 May 2003 15:11:46 +0000

oh. my. god.

By: youth groupie

youth groupie — Fri, 09 May 2003 06:06:41 +0000

i have seen that tape…it is without equal.

By: heather

heather — Fri, 09 May 2003 03:10:29 +0000

Holycrap, that’s hilarious. I think you should recreate it for us here and now..mayhaps auction it off to the top bidder or something. You next game show should be “Who Wants to Whore Themselves Out for a Buck!?”.

By: Leia

Leia — Fri, 09 May 2003 00:35:03 +0000

Yo, Ernie. Whas’ crackulatin’?