LYD’s Last Attempt At Potty Humor
This is a year for firsts. Earlier this year, I broke out in hives. This weekend, including the day of my birthday: the stomach flu! Symptoms include nausea, vomitting, and diarrea. Non-stop diarrea. Non-stop, endless diarrea that makes you wake up every two hours, groggy and disoriented, as you race for the bathroom for fear of farting and having something else come out instead. Then you drink half a cup of orange juice, and hooray! The cycle starts all over again!
(When you are bed-ridden for two days, this is the only thing you weblog about.)
