little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

Posted
30 October 2006 @ 1am

Tagged
gay

mothers, hide your gay children’s cabbage patch dolls

(The scene: A gay Halloween party. Richard is dressed as a zombie in a night robe holding a Cabbage Patch doll.)

Adam: What? No teddy bear?
Richard: This is Joey. Joey’s my childhood buddy - he’s my bestest friend in the whole wide world! (Hands Joey to Adam)
Adam: Hmmm… is this a genuine Cabbage Patch doll? (Adam pulls down the dolls pants to check for the Xavier Roberts signature on its ass, then at the spur of the moment, buries his face in it)
Richard: NOOOOOOO….!! (Runs off, screaming)
Adam: (To Richard) WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?
Ernie: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because you’re RIMMING HIS CABBAGE PATCH DOLL.
Adam: Oh. I’m drunk, aren’t I?
Ernie: Little bit.


3 Comments

Posted by
patricia
31 October 2006 @ 10am

Oh that’s just all shades of wrong! No amount of alcohol excuses that.


Posted by
John
16 December 2006 @ 9pm

What, there was no Tickle Me Elmo available?


Posted by
Booty Call
16 April 2007 @ 7am

Wow….sounds fun…..!haha


Leave a Comment

40 before 30 Observations on being back in my place in Fremont, after having my father live here for three months