R. Kelly gets arrested for…
R. Kelly gets arrested for child porn. And this should surprise, oh, absolutely no one?
It’s times like this when I reach for Aaliyah’s hit single from 1995, Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number. Let’s all sing along, shall we?
Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number
Written and Produced by R. KellyAge ain’t nothing but a number,
throwing down ain’t nothing but a thang.
This lovin’ I have for you,
It’ll never change*…(x2)Take my hand, and come with me
Let me show you to ecstasy
Boy be brave don’t be afraid
‘Cause tonight we’re gonna go all the way
Don’t mean to be bold, gotta let you know
I gotta thang for you, and I can’t let go my…* Until you dump me when I turn 18.
Aaaah. You knew that Aaliyah and R. Kelly were married for a while, right? When she was 15? Foreshadowing totally rules!
