Figures Skating
So, how about that ladies figure skating?
- (The scene: A gay bar, busy for a Thursday night but few people on the dance floor.)
Me: Wow, there’s no one on the dance floor. Everyone is watching figure skating at the bar.
Jon-Jon: HA! Imagine that. Gay men watching figure skating. I mean, how stereotypical can that b—
Me: OHMYGOD MICHELLE KWAN IS ON WE HAVE TO WATCH!!
Jon-Jon: Eh. Have fun. I’ll be here, making out with this guy I just met. - Let me say for the record that the moment that Michelle Kwan messed up her jump and hit the ice, thousands of Chinese-American parents buried their face in their hands and cried. “JENNY-AH!” they moaned. “WHY CAN’T YOU LEARN ICE SKATING LIKE MICHELLE KWAN?” (Parents watch in horror as Michelle Kwan completely bites it on the ice skating rink) “Aaah, nevermind. WHY CAN’T YOU PLAY TENNIS LIKE MICHAEL CHANG?”
(no sleep the night before + extra large double mocha + some spare minutes at work = rambling weblog posts. Jeezus.)
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