Growing up
So what’s with everyone growing up? I swear, first my friends are getting married and now one of the very first gay friends I’ve ever had now has a baby with his partner. (Let’s see… him, his partner, the surrogate, the egg donor. I swear, it takes a village to have a child, much less raise one.) The kid, of course, is adorable — but just when you expect them to enter the life of researching pre-schools, infant formulas and anything else you might see on the Lifetime Channel, he writes this handwritten note:
Yes, you too can become a parent, even if you lack the basic biology to produce a baby! With our new Baby-By-Mail® program, you can be a proud daddy in just 80 weeks!
Rad. Which also gives me an idea — I can sell sell babies over the black market, via the convenience of e-commerce! eChineseOrphans.com, anyone?
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