(The scene: In a car on way to a small birthday get-together with Mike, the roommate Paris and Jen.)
Jen: So how’s work?
Ernie: Work is pretty good. Hey, if you got some free time, you should come down to Yahoo! on Wednesday. They’re trying to get a big group of people so they can be in the Guinness Book of World Records for…
Paris: … LARGEST GROUP OF NERDS!?
Paris, Jen and Mike: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ernie: …
Mike: *wiping tears from eyes* No, seriously, what is it?
Ernie: …uhm…. “largest group yodel.”
Paris, Jen and Mike: …
Paris: … you mean, the LARGEST GROUP OF NERDS!?
Paris, Jen and Mike: HA HA HA HA HA
Damn roommate. Stealing my thunder on my birthday.
Largest. Group. Yodel.
Hmmm.
Oh well, happy birthday!
(first!)
Happy birthday Ernie!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw Ernie, you’re so cute. Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, and I shall stand by you in solidarity in yodelling!
Happy Birthday Papi!
Hope you had a great 27th, Ernie!
Happy Birthday Ernie! My friend turned me on to you, and I only wish I was cool enough to write like you. Finally someone else who thinks DDR is an awesome game, but crappy to have when you live on the top floor…
Happy Birthday, Ernie! May your code validate all year long.
Yeah, happy b-day man!
Happy Birthday! Paris DID have a pretty good joke though..I mean, uh no that’s totally not cool, shame on him!
Happy birthday. I’ve enjoyed reading your site.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Ernie!
happy bday man! (a day late…)
Matte and I can probably swing by on Wednesday…is that OK?
OMG! Paris Hilton is your roomate?! I heard she answers her cell at innapropriate times. Is that true?
*HUGS* Happy Birthday you loveable nerd you!
happy b-day man
Hey Ern…Just a day late…but happy birthday!!! From the sounds of your post…it must have been awesome!! j/p = )
Belated Happy Birthday! I give you the gift of my undying loyalty. (I was going to get you something from your wish list, but a dingo stole my wallet. Sorry.)
Happy Birthday! I recently came across your site, and now look quite forward to your updates. …My blog berates me daily for not letting it be as funny as yours.
happy birthday!
Eh, forget Ernie. Paris, you rock!!!
happy birthday! i hope your day was filled with (mike) lots of (mike) good (mike) clean (mike) fun (mike)
Happy bidet!
hapidy birftididay!
(say it fast. you’ll get it soon enuf.)
-aus k8lein
Happy Birthday! Hope it was great…
Oh, is that today?!
happy birthday dammit!
happy belated birthday
Happy birthday, my evil male twin brother. How our birthdays managed to be a week and a day apart, I’ll never know.
