little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

terminator for governor

(The scene: Ernie and Paris are watching TV. Specifically, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bid to run for the governor of California.)

Schwarzenegger: And as your governor of California, I will do everything possible to protect the rights of all Californians…
Paris: …from an invading army of metallic robots!
Ernie: …against the clutches of Batman, as a giant block of ice!

Yeah, you’re right. Paris’ response was better.

first!
lol. love you ernie.

You’ve gotta admit, Arnie’s robot-slaying credentials are unimpeachable.

Did you hear what he said as he left… “I’ll be back”.

Like we didn’t see that one coming.

dude, even better than Ahnold… GARY COLEMAN!

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man, I screwed up the formatting. sorry ernie

Now GEHT yaw AHSS to MAARHS!

‘metallic robots’ … isn’t that redundant?

the scary thing is out of all the candidates running arnold is looking pretty good. i think i would vote for him.

What everyone seems to forget is that, though he portays himself as being strongly anti-killer robot, he himself IS a killer robot. Just another example of republican hypocrisy.

AH-NULD faces his most challenging role as “The Govinator.”

His biggest foe?

The English language.

(Learn how to pronounce “California,” for goodness sakes.)

And I thought it was bad when the morons in my state chose Jesse Ventura as their governor.

well, one thing is for sure, terrorists aren’t gonna fuck with cali if he wins.

Cue the circus music…

Yoshi has dashed my gubernatorial aspirations by vetoing (that’s spelled correctly even though it looks retarded) my plan to throw my hat into the California governor’s race. I really can’t argue with Yoshi’s reasoning: “No. You have too many jobs…

Oh yeah. The nice thing about the robot fighting Arnold is that he’ll fend off any invasion attempt by the former Vice President Al Gore from the future.

Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.

I will run out of Zork quotes eventually. Also, I need to stop skipping a day between reading NetNewsWire posts… I dread to think of…

Hey Ernie, I know this is way off topic, but how did you and Paris meet? I ran across your Friendster pages and was just curious.

This has nothing to do with your post, but I just wanted to say that I adore the site, and I love the name. The layout is great and I WANT YOUR NERD SHIRT! Unfair. Simply unfair. I’ll pay you for it! lol. Anyway, yeah.. keep up the great work. I’ll be back!

Just because Arnold can lift California doesn’t mean he can govern it.

I still think Ernie should have run

God, first Kindergarden Cop now this.
It could always get worse, the other day at my job we interview’d this 18 year old kid who plans to run for Governor and when asked what would you say to Governor Davis if you met him, he pause with confusion and replied “Hello?” No kidding…:(
waaahhh!