(Ernie, Big Mike, Paris and Jen are driving back from the grocery store. “Starfish and Coffee” by Prince comes on the car CD player.)
Ernie: What’s the name of this song?
Big Mike: “Starfish and Coffee.”
Ernie: What is UP with Prince and his overtly sexual song titles, anyway?
Big Mike: “Like Little Red Corvette.”
Jen: Or “Diamonds or Pearls.”
Paris: “Cream.”
Ernie: Yeah, exactly. He might as well write a song and call it “I Want To Orgasm In Your Vagina.”
Paris: Oh, everyone knows he’s not going to write a song like that. Nothing…
Everyone, in eerie unison: … rhymes with “vagina.”
Paris: Wow, you guys are good.
Ernie: It’s contagious.
Angina. Red China. Ummm …
Okay, those two.
regina, saskatchewan, canada. and it’s even pronounced like vagina, ruh-jiy-nuh, not ruh-gee-nah.
I say Prince would probably rhyme “nothing more finer” with fachina