Comments on: The Gayest Vacation Ever

By: Morrie

Morrie — Mon, 28 May 2007 09:25:28 +0000

Ernie, hope you had a blast. I had a great time in Key West and Miami in ‘94. I suppose you’re glad to be back home. The latest mug shot, and synchronised swimming shot are fantastic. Take care, and keep posting.

By: Scott N

Scott N — Sat, 05 May 2007 11:16:08 +0000

Tubby? Pale? Let me send you a sympathy note. Just kidding…I hope its a wonderful trip despite your trepidation. Miss seeing you around. Hope your doing well! HUGS

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 04 May 2007 20:30:21 +0000

One of these days you will come to A City Near Me and I can finally take one of my heroes out for all you can eat sushi.

Until then, be warned, Asians tan like strawberries. Bring aloe =p

By: Aya

Aya — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:19:45 +0000

I was in Key West for a Puzzle Pirates party (company paid vacations++) in the end of 2005; it’s warm and extremely sunny. The tourism stuff to buy there is so hideously tacky it’s come out the other side and become an art form; we sent the CEO of Three Rings home with a rainbow bead necklace with a rastafarian stroking his happy place that had a pull-away banana peel.

Eat at B.O.’s Fish Wagon, the seafood all over Key West is awesome, and beware the roosters *EVERYWHERE*. (Note how I didn’t say cocks in case I was misunderstood.) They crow all day, at least every hour, and they’re super obnoxious.

By: stan

stan — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:42:48 +0000

Hehe you’re gonna have fun!

It’s times liek this I wish i still lived in Miami!

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:13:56 +0000

I’m surprised you didn’t mention CSI Miami. Then, you could look forward to lots of underwear models trying to kill each other. Oh, and the sunlight is really really yellow there for some reason. I wouldn’t go to the Everglades, something will eat ya (not in a good way either). Stick to the gay accommodations. Clothing is always optional.

By: Lil

Lil — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:08:52 +0000

I’ve never seen you with a tan. How about a spray tan? If you do so, you MUST take oodles of pictures. Have a wonderful GAYCATION! (I love “The Office”)

By: John

John — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:16:43 +0000

No, the elephant has nothing to do with Florida–but, Ernie–if you do run into Bea Arthur, I DEFINITELY want her autograph, or an old sock or something.

By: Mish'n'mash

Mish'n'mash — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:43:39 +0000

If you find yourself feeling uncomfortable, just remember: you do Madonna, Madonna, Madonna – but you keep it all inside.

By: miriam

miriam — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:20:24 +0000

“–but isn’t there an elephant in this room that’s being ignored?”

….old jews?

i’ve never spent time in florida, but old jews (it’s ok, i’m jewish) are definitely part of my floridian stereotype. might not be key west, though.