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the graduation song

Also at the graduation party: (see last post)

Lil: So we bought a cake for Jen. But what are we gonna sing? We can’t sing “Happy Birthday,” obviously. We can’t sing “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow,” because she’s not a fellow. You got any ideas?
Ernie: I dunno, but we have five minutes to think of something.
Lil & Ernie: Hmmmm.

The Graduation Song
(To the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”)

We wish you a graduation
We wish you a graduation
We wish you a graduation
And a kick ass new job

Job job job job job
job job job job job
job 401K
And then you die

(Everyone, now!)
We wish you a graduation
We wish you a graduation
We wish you a graduation
And a kick ass new job!

Eh. It might have been one of those “you have to be there” moments. Being intoxicated doesn’t hurt, either.