Comments on: the seagull story

By: gwen

gwen — Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:54:53 +0000

my mom went to el cerrito high. class of…get ready…1949. she’s passed away, but i wear her high school class ring.
anyway, yeah: seagulls are flying rats.
but lordy, do i miss them now that i live in the black hole called las vegas.
thanks for a great post.
you got me laughing so hard, and crying too.

By: bobo

bobo — Sun, 21 Dec 2003 19:17:59 +0000

seagulls have a pact with satan!we should start a campaign to empathise with and help the poor peole who are victims of their target practice! hurry for those of us who are shat on , may we all live long and be joyful!
p.s i found your site when i googled “hello kitty” and it produced a pix of sum1 with a hello kitty tattoo!cool!

By: caferin

caferin — Fri, 19 Dec 2003 01:04:05 +0000

Walking to school on “class picture day” in the 6th grade…. SPLAT! Right on my shoulder. My shirt was ruined… even the teacher laughed.

Did I mention I was a fat kid too… ugh

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 14 Dec 2003 09:45:04 +0000

Well, I share a similar story…not a seagull but some bird (never got to i.d. it) in London’s Trafalger Square. Was passing under a tree and *splat* right on top of my head. And just before heading to a West End play. Imagine the odd looks I was getting in the theatre’s men’s bathroom with my head under the faucet and hair full of suds.

That being confessed….happy anniversary!

By: I Do It All The Fuckin Time

I Do It All The Fuckin Time — Sat, 13 Dec 2003 21:23:22 +0000

being a seagull is ok, being shit on by a seagull is ok. being shit is not ok, but if you were shit, then you wouldn’t know you were not ok. not knowing that you’re not knowing is not ok.

fuckin high school sumbitches.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 13 Dec 2003 17:49:49 +0000

SEAGULS SUCK!! IF ONE EVER TRIED TO SHIT ON ME, I’D BOOT IT ACROSS THE FIELD!!! EITHER THAT OR KICK IT REALLY HARD IN THE BALLS!!!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 12 Dec 2003 05:34:25 +0000

I don’t see why people are so immature. A seagull took a shit on me once, too. Granted, I was only 6 years old and I was on the beach with my family. But still.

Friggin’ high school sonsofbitches.

Congratulations, also!

Being in love is wonderful.

By: James

James — Thu, 11 Dec 2003 00:11:41 +0000

congratulations on your anniversary!!!!

By: myrall

myrall — Wed, 10 Dec 2003 18:35:46 +0000

anniversaries are great and gushy. congrats on your year.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 10 Dec 2003 14:56:27 +0000

happy anniversary, babe! i love love… it’s so lovely…