the steamworks bet
So I’m at work today, minding my own business, when my cellphone goes off…
Ernie: Hello?
Lil: Hi Ern, ya busy? It’s me, Lil.
Ernie: Lil! Whassup girl, how ya d—
Lil: Is Steamworks a gay bathhouse?
Ernie: *pause* Uhmm… what?
Lil:You heard me. Is Steamworks in Berkeley a gay bathhouse?
Ernie: Uhh… yeah. It is.
Lil: (Group of people laughing and cheering in the background) See? I TOLD YOU it was!
Ernie: Uhmm… what’s goin on over there?
Lil: We work two blocks from there, and the new guy thought it was a place to fix your car engine. A car engine! But I KNEW what it is, and I have you as PROOF!
Ernie: Mmm. Thanks. By the way, I’m so weblogging this.
Lil: (To crowd in background) Hey guys! Now we’re gonna be famous, too! (Sound of cheering in the background again) Okay hon, gotta go. *click*
Mmm. Yeah. How can I go back to programming after a phone call like that?