little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

the weblog of ernie’s mom

So Choire, right? Choire, one of the two masterminds behind Ernie-Aid? Adorable, slightly scandalous Choire? Yeah, him. Well, welcome the newest member of the weblogging community: his mother. Oh. My. God.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Ms. Choire is a wonderful person. But this just worries me to no end, because it means the unthinkable is actually possible: the mothers of webloggers can have weblogs too. Dude, could you even imagine if my mom… (begin fantasy sequence)

THE WEBLOG OF ERNIE’S MOM

July 18, 2003
ERRR-NIE!!!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND???
posted by ernie’s mom, 8:49am

ERNIE!!! I STILL WAITING!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
posted by ernie’s mom, 6:04am

July 17, 2003
ERNIE!!! YOU STILL EATING OUT??? I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUT!!! BUT I DON’T WANT YOU SKIP BREAKFAST, THAT NOT GOOD FOR YOU EITHER!!!
posted by ernie’s mom, 8:36pm

WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER MY CALL??? DO YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND YET?!
posted by ernie’s mom, 4:49pm

ai-ya. blogger is down again.
posted by ernie’s mom, 11:01am

*Ernie wakes up from dream sequence* Huh? Where am I?

heh…

I have the same qiz as your mom: have you a GF?

ai ya ernie..nice to know you, and it’s nicer to read ur fantasy about ur mom blogging..no no, dont worry, there’s nothing wrong with the fantasy, i’m so sure if my mom one day get the chance to blog she’ll do just what u did fantasize. so typical asian mom. ai ya..:)

ai ya ernie..nice to know you, and it’s nicer to read ur fantasy about ur mom blogging..no no, dont worry, there’s nothing wrong with the fantasy, i’m so sure if my mom one day get the chance to blog she’ll do just what u did fantasize. so typical asian mom. ai ya..:)

ai ya ernie..nice to know you, and it’s nicer to read ur fantasy about ur mom blogging..no no, dont worry, there’s nothing wrong with the fantasy, i’m so sure if my mom one day get the chance to blog she’ll do just what u did fantasize. so typical asian mom. ai ya..:)

OMG…i spit gatorade all over my monitor when i read that… i love your blog.

OMG that is soooooo funny! LOL

Ernie you made my day.