A Great Idea
The year: 1999. Dot-coms are the rage. Ernie is still in college.
Nico: Dude, I have a great idea for a website.
Ernie: Goferit.
Nico: Well, it involves porn. Still wanna hear it?
Ernie: … eh, what the hell. Try me.
Nico: What’s the most populous nation in the world?
Ernie: China. But there are hundreds of Asian porn sites on the internet.
Nico: Exactly. Now, what’s the second most populous nation in the world?
Ernie: India, right?
Nico: *knowing look*
Ernie: Ohmygod. No. That ain’t right.
Nico: Indian porn! We’ll be millionaires!
Ernie: Dude.
Fast forward three years. Ernie has since been laid off from two companies in the Internet industry. Ernie checks his hotmail account. Among the 50 junk e-mails:
From: IndiaGirl
Subject: Young Teens From Indiahere are forbidden pics and videos of lusty young teens from India! These are underground photos and videos of authentic HOT young Indian teens!
Free Access Click Here!
*sigh* So much for that awesome idea a couple of years ago. (Dignity? What dignity? I begged for money from strangers on the Internet, for the love of god.)
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