things i have learned about attending a ghetto-fabulous urban, gay, over-18 halloween party
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Whenever hip-hop is played, a crowd full of lesbians will run up to the DJ booth. Especially if it’s Lil Jon and The Eastside Boyz.
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Ditto with Christina Aguilera’s “Dirty” and gay boys. Gay boys will actually go one step further and do an on-the-spot synchronized dance routine, not unlike that high school prom scene from “She’s All That.”
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Speaking of which, at a gay party, a boy WILL ALWAYS DRESS UP AS CHRISTINA AGUILERA. NO, SERIOUSLY. ALWAYS.
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Some catty little thing will always walk up to “Christina” and call her a tramp. Like, what do you expect her to say? “OH MY GOD! You’re RIGHT! Good thing my Mother Teresa costume is in my trunk, let me change!” Even worse, “Christina” will get offended (!!) and they’ll promptly get into a hair-pulling match.
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Which leads me to my next point: if a gay man and a straight girl get in a physical fight, the guy will still pull hair instead of swing at her. (You know the boy has been in his share of cat-fights when he says “hit me first bitch, so when the cops come it ain’t my fault when I beat the shit outta you.”)
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If said gay guy throws a drink at the girl, it will ALWAYS miss the girl and hit her boyfriend. There is never an exception of this. Especially if the drink is bright red.
That is all.

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