little. yellow. different. A weblog by Ernie Hsiung

this, the monster i have created

You’d think that just because I was one of the web developers of a social network software doesn’t give me the right to make fun of particular users. And I’m sure it doesn’t. But if I make fun of people on Blogspot, Typepad, LiveJournal and Xanga without discretion and not about Yahoo! 360, then what good am I as a catty bitch with a weblog?

So I bring to you an IM conversation that I had between myself and Emotion Eric.

Ernie: hey, i think i found the gayest person on yahoo 360 ever. [sends link]
Eric: i scanned the page and thought i saw the word “boi” and i was like, cant be. but then i read fully and it was true and now i am gay
Ernie: the text in his blog was purple. fucking purple.
Eric: hehe, nice interests
Eric: oh i like, travelling, bookstores, BOIZ, SEX, CUTE BOIZ, reading, movies….

Please Note: It should be stated that it wasn’t the interest list that bothered me, so much as he spelled it “BOIZ,” with a Z, all caps, thank you very much. And how CUTE BOIZ were of their own category completely, as if saying, “well, if there aren’t any CUTE BOIZ, I’ll just settle for BOIZ.”

Ernie: oh my god his interests include bathhouses
Eric: he just likes being clean
Eric: … right?
Eric: and likes to eat twinkies
Ernie: [buries face in hands and cries]

Eric: he just likes being clean

hahahaha

Yeah, that’s it.

Well cleanliness is next to godliness.

can’t

stop

laughing

call

9

1

1

*gasp*

Let me guess…
The yahoo “boi” is from Houston, right? *headdesk*

don’t cry ernie.

Oh, I’m *SURE* there are gayer fellahs out there somewhere…somehow…I mean, did he have any rainbows around? Pictures of Tinky Winky? A photo of himself in a tiara?

Ok, that’s pushing it. You need a kleenex?

Well, who doesn’t like Twinkies? All that yummy cream filling….

Wait. You’re not talking about the snack cakes, are you?

This wasn’t one half of that “Fire & Rice” couple from Providence was it? I *STILL* laugh when I think about that.

oh.my.god.

http://www.yagoohoogle.com/

Ya knew it had to happen. Once you send your baby out into the world it, inevitably, is going to be molested by so… OH MY GOD did you look at his photo albums?!!

that is just shocking. but I expect to see the link in my 360 box ern.

N/m the link. Boiz is a unique search. I think we’ve found the REAL jack. Jezus.

that’s sooooo flamBOIant!!!!

I don’t understand people who put things like “sex” in their profiles as one of their interests. Isn’t that like putting “oxygen”?

Wait, I have “food” in mine, I think. BRB…

I can’t believe this is so shocking.

Are all of you unaware of tranny bois? Female to male trans people typically call themselves bois or boiz. Perhaps Mr. 360 is trans or prefers trans bois(z).

The profile being alluded to seems like nothing out of the ordinary. Look up transgendered on livejournal and you’ll find way more interesting profiles than this one.

Yenta, I can safely say in full confidence that the person in question is not a tranny boi. He included pictures.

Oh, he included pictures. TONS of pictures. Yeesh.

He also listed “boys” and “boys for men”. So he doesn’t go for boys for boys? Eh?

PS. And boy, that’s a pretty.. er.. interesting “TV Shows” list.

Have the gay boys stolen “boi” now?
That used to be the property of the butch lesbians.
Damn, ya’ll are quick.

Oh yeah, bathhouses are for gettign clean. Getting all of the smut and dirt out of certain orifices.

LOL! Quite interesting! I’ve only recently heard about this whole meaning behind the spelling of BOI. I heard people are advising Big Boi of Outkast to change his name :-).

Hmm, what does BOI mean?? Is it a bad word?

Hmm, not that I have anything against gay people, but girly gay people do suck…

The quoted profile sounds so gay that perhaps it’s best to consider it a prank. Like blackpeopleloveus.com