twl comments, part 2
Pre-Weakest Link Comments, Part 2: Clothing guidelines.
I have to bring four changes of clothes, where the producers of the show will probably make a bunch of fat comments behind my back and suggest something in “slimming vertical stripes.” Probably.
Looking at the studio guidelines, I’m not allowed to wear polka dots or checkers. That’s fine by me. Unfortunately, you’re also not to wear: solid black, solid white, solid red or anything with a logo or slogan. And since my clothes consist of graphic t-shirts, my whole wardrobe has been thrown out the window. I can wear a suit, but I’m really not a suit guy, and they want something that “shows your personality,” but not enough personality where you may be deemed unfit for syndicated television. Maybe now I’ll be able to wear my wifebeater shirt with my fuzzy fur coat, gold chains and sunglasses! “I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!” (Sorry. That was a bad movie reference.)
