TWL: the call
Oh my god.
So, remember how I auditioned to be on The Weakest Link a year ago? And then again six months later? Well, I’m picking up my friend David up from the train station when I get a call on my cellphone…
(Ernie hangs up the cellphone. He looks like he’s just seen a ghost.)
Ernie: That was the casting directors from The Weakest Link. They want me to be on the show.
David: Wait, wait, wait. With that bitchy Anne Whatsherface chick? I thought that show got cancelled.
Ernie: It did. They want me to be on the daytime syndicated version of the show. With the gay guy in the turtleneck.
David: Oh. That’s it?(If there was an emoticon for “bitch, get out my car, you’re walking your ass home,” I would gladly display it here.)
David: I’m kidding! Heehee. (Damn freak.)
So yeah, they’re flying me down September 3rd. Hopefully I’ll do as well as another blogger we know and love. Is there anyone in the LA area that wants to hang out on a Tuesday or Wednesday night? Party at the Universal Hilton!
(If it sounds like I’m bragging, this is to prepare myself to ultimately be voted off in the very first round. Five minutes on syndicated daytime television is better than none at all, I say.)
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