Who Let John Mayer Out? Woof, Woof Woof.
(Ernie runs into the room excitedly.)
Ernie: Jen! I just bought this new CD.
Jen: Cool! Who is it?
Ernie: John Mayer. I just heard of him on the radio. You should totally get this CD, it’s really good.
Jen: Uhmm. Ernie? I have the CD. I bought it nine months ago.
Ernie: Oh. *sulks, leaves the room*
30 seconds later…
(Ernie runs into the room excitedly.)
Ernie: Jen! I just bought this new CD.
Jen: Cool! Who is it?
Ernie: It’s by the Baha Men — it’s called “Who Let the Dogs Out!“
Jen: You’re a dork.
That’s right — I went from wannabe-raver to adult contemporary softie in only two years. I am a marketer’s dream come true.
