Everyone is just as excited about Celine Dion singing in the pre-game show as much as the home team being in the Superbowl for the first time since 1984.
(Obvious reference to Celine Dion being Canadian, yet singing “God Bless America” deleted)
Update: Fill in the blank: You know you’re at a gay superbowl party when _______. Use the comments section, if you want. (Blame my friend Chris. It was his idea.)