A Hole New Perspective on Shared Housing
From THE VAULT. Original Publish Date: 02/25/2004.
Every other weekend or so, my friend - let's call him "D" for the sake of anonymity - spends the night at our place. You see, every so often, his roommate throws bisexual sex parties in his apartment, and things get awkward. Sometimes, it can be inconvenient to step over a threesome while you're washing dishes or side-stepping the giant sling while returning from the laundromat. You know how it is.
"You know," I said to him, "you have just as much of a right to the apartment as he does."
"Yeah," he says. "But he pays more rent than I do." And that was that.
Hey, who am I to argue? At least it makes for some entertaining conversations over dinner.
D: So, my roommate installed a glory hole in his bedroom closet door.
