(An Actual Blog Post I Wrote This Month, 23 Years Ago)

I was 25 then. Man, I had a lot of... energy.

Posted 5/20/2002:

Thank God FOX announces its new show line-up in advance. Otherwise, there would be nothing funny to write about.

I was today years old in 2025 when I learned Bill Bellamy, the MTV VJ, was in this show.

Fastlane (Wednesday 9 p.m.), which follows two lead-footed cops who take down criminals in Los Angeles. Tiffani Thiessen (90210) and Peter Facinelli (The Scorpion King) wear the badges.

(Script: Baywatch chick runs after some drug dealer down Rodeo Drive. She shoves the drug dealer on the hood of a rented convertible.)
Baywatch chick: HOLD IT, RIGHT THERE! You have the right to remain...
(Their eyes meet.)
Baywatch chick: Sexy.
(Baywatch chick proceeds to make out with drug dealer. Shows ratings go through roof. Ernie proceeds to eat crow.)