“So self,” you ask yourself. “I wonder how Ernie met his DJ guy that he’s exclusively dating right now.” And I would say something like, “It’s a really interesting story, but to make a long story short, we met on the Internet.”
To which you would say, “Uhm, you guys met on the Internet? That’s pretty, uhm, not interesting.”
And then I’d say, “Let me tell the whole story, buckeroo.”
